You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.
I been drankin..I been drankin..I get filthy when dat liqua get into me
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
macklemore is writing a song about shrimp rights as we speak
when i was in the third grade i thought i was a shrimp because i could swim
And I can’t change
Even if I’m fried
Even if I’m barbecued
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 5,000 YEARS
I still have money on my giftcard.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
GIVE THE GIFT OF PAPERCRAFT
Christmas is very nearly here and, what’s that? You still don’t know what to get that person on your list?
Give them the gift that will break their brain (because of its awesomeness)—a 3D/2D card or shadowbox from Becky Turpin!
And of course, if Becky doesn’t have something that interests you, you’ll probably be able to find something in this year’s Holiday Guide.
I’ve been enamored with Twitch Plays Pokemon since the second day. And it’s a crime it took me this long to do some fan art. FOR SALE!
Auction Link: http://www.ebay.com/itm/121284753933