Photo 22 Jul 26,636 notes apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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Video 22 Jul 487,512 notes

deathcabforkehan:

shipwreckedatseaa:

jakehellrose:

gnarville:

Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.

That’s why I love this guy.

bill fuckin murray

my hero

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Video 21 Jul 34,205 notes

melkior:

send hELP

Text 21 Jul 193,508 notes

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

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Video 21 Jul 239,555 notes

agent-355:

Casual reminder that this was an Actual Thing that actually aired on Cartoon Network.

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Photo 21 Jul 440,926 notes

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Video 21 Jul 573,898 notes

ginjaninja3716:

commandereyebrows:

chachipistachis:

theamericankid:

Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is.

Is this the same artist who made the original for this

image

how women actually are

OH MY GOD IF I DON’T EVER REBLOG THIS IT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE I’M DEAD

Photo 21 Jul 53,216 notes

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Text 21 Jul 33,346 notes

unsoaring:

i don’t want someone who thinks i’m perfect, i want someone who knows i’m not and loves me anyway

Text 21 Jul 288,574 notes

shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

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Photo 21 Jul 121,431 notes smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

smatter:

I promise you she doesn’t want that fucking zubat

(Source: roopop)

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Text 21 Jul 87,007 notes

mickeymouskovich:

a rape victim says “I was drunk” and it’s makes the assault her fault

a rapist says “I was drunk” and suddenly he can’t be held responsible for his actions

that is royally fucked up

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Video 21 Jul 7,817 notes

vgfm:

Sonic X basically took all of the stupid things from the 3D Sonic games and amplified them even further.  Case in point…

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Photo 21 Jul 192,991 notes sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

i made a brony on the sims


this is the first thing he did when i turned the free will on

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

i made a brony on the sims

this is the first thing he did when i turned the free will on

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Video 21 Jul 21,693 notes

thorkizilla:

This is it.  This is the pinnacle of nerdom.  This is the greatest height of nerdery that has ever been reached before.

Peter in Loki’s body on a bus downtown to the real Loki and making an excuse that he’s going to a comic convention.

Never will such levels of pure fucking nerd ever be seen again, it’s just not possible.  This is a beautiful day, I am glad I am alive to experience this, god bless.


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