Text 22 Oct 2 notes Anyone want to send me questions?
Text 22 Oct 392,917 notes

celestial-sexhair:

bartimanus:

wontonpoop:

Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!

image

the gif though

pfft, i happen to know an incredibly pretty girl with short hair so… agreeing with gif 110%

(Source: guccigoggles)

Video 22 Oct 4,559 notes

tyrantisterror:

yukonthunderclutch:

mervall:

pandorasvoidstar:

damgiftshop:

mervall:

The adventures of young Boneparte

Look at my friends baby skeleton. I hope he drinks lots of milk so when he’s drafted into the skeleton war he’s prepared for battle.

HES SO FUCKING CUTE

look what you did you embarassed him:

boneparteblushuuuu

(skeleton war reference)

GIVE ME YOUR SKELETON

I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

Photo 22 Oct 115,259 notes geistygeist:

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

#did they name it mau because thats the sound cats make!?
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
cat: mau
human: oh okay then

*brings it back to his tribe’s camp*human: hey guys this things called a mau. we should probably worship itother humans: yeah okay

geistygeist:

thesixpennybook:

historical-nonfiction:

The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”

now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.

human: what the fuck are you?

cat: mau

human: oh okay then

*brings it back to his tribe’s camp*
human: hey guys this things called a mau. we should probably worship it
other humans: yeah okay

Photo 21 Oct 27 notes i can’t be the only one to think of this.
EDIT: checked. I AM FIRST TO DO THIS!

i can’t be the only one to think of this.

EDIT: checked. I AM FIRST TO DO THIS!

Photo 21 Oct 706 notes georgetakei:

Perhaps this is why they’re "Always Low Prices."

georgetakei:

Perhaps this is why they’re "Always Low Prices."

Text 21 Oct 246,851 notes

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

(Source: basedheisenberg)

Video 21 Oct 227,801 notes

spookyloop:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

(Source: classichorrorblog)

Video 21 Oct 22,373 notes

I really don’t have words anymore for this man just please stop him 

(Source: thranduilings)

Photo 21 Oct 60,445 notes

(Source: lonelychav)

Video 21 Oct 639 notes

favorite NSP haikus 

(Source: lieutenantsmith)

Text 21 Oct 233,791 notes

sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

Photo 21 Oct 180,296 notes thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

thebsdboys:

OK first you’re being a total dick right now,

Text 21 Oct 121,436 notes

tifent:

pickedyou:

tifent:

Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly.

and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body.

Can someone please

please

please

Draw someone with wings like that

image

image

Large version

You’re welcome. :D

seriously I stared at this for like 10 minutes with my mouth hanging open like a moron

Video 21 Oct 43,985 notes

the-softwolf:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

(Source: youngadultatbooktopia)


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