Pretty girls with long hair!! Stop cutting that shit off!! Boys don’t wanna date girls with boys haircuts!! Sorry!!
the gif though
pfft, i happen to know an incredibly pretty girl with short hair so… agreeing with gif 110%
The adventures of young Boneparte
Look at my friends baby skeleton. I hope he drinks lots of milk so when he’s drafted into the skeleton war he’s prepared for battle.
HES SO FUCKING CUTE
look what you did you embarassed him:
(skeleton war reference)
GIVE ME YOUR SKELETON
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED
The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
human: oh okay then
*brings it back to his tribe’s camp*
human: hey guys this things called a mau. we should probably worship it
other humans: yeah okay
i can’t be the only one to think of this.
EDIT: checked. I AM FIRST TO DO THIS!
Being drunk does not excuse cheating.
Being drunk does not excuse rape.
Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.
Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.
Being drunk is not an excuse.
Control yourself or don’t drink.
Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement
That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.
I really don’t have words anymore for this man just please stop him
i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect
Scientists say that if a human had wings, each wing would have to be three times longer than your height in order to fly.
and we get pictures with wings maybe a little longer than one length of the body.
Can someone please
Draw someone with wings like that
You’re welcome. :D
seriously I stared at this for like 10 minutes with my mouth hanging open like a moron